The lore
A surrealist falls asleep in 1929 and wakes up in 2026.
He sees wallets voting, proposals nobody reads, and quorum that never comes.
He twists his mustache and says: "This is the most surreal art I have ever seen."
Since then his mustache decides everything. Green goes up. Red goes down.
Proposals
- #1 Make the mustache longer PASSED
- #2 Read the whitepaper FAILED
- #3 Rename Monday to Dalí-day PASSED
- #4 Reach quorum PENDING FOREVER
- #420 Pump or dump? MUSTACHE DECIDES
Mustache milestones
500 holdersNew mustache styles for the community
1,000 holdersMustache PFP generator goes live
5,000 holdersSurprise. The mustache knows.